RT @RpsAgainstTrump: From John McCain to Donald Trump... How far we have fallen. https://t.co/AbtagOqJ5I

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RT @TheTweetOfGod: One day someone should start a religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ.

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RT @travisakers: I want to see an episode of "Undercover Boss" with Jesus in some evangelical churches.

RT @VABVOX: How do people have hidden second families? I can barely handle one.